When I was married 30 years, I took a look at my wife one day and
said,
"Honey, 30 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a
sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to
sleep
every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,
but
I'm sleeping with a 60 year old woman. It seems to me that you are
not
holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find
a hot
25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again
be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a
sofa
bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your
mid-life crisis.