A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: >"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines >enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their >vehicles.Customers using this new facility are requested to use the >procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.""After months of >careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed.Please >follow the appropriate steps for your gender."MALE PROCEDURE:1. Drive up to >the cash machine.2. Put down your car window.3. Insert card into machine >and enter PIN.4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.5. Retrieve >card, cash and receipt.6. Put window up.7. Drive >off.**********************************************FEMALE >PROCEDURE:Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth!!!!1. Drive up to >cash machine.2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window >with the machine.3. Set parking brake, put the window down.4. Find handbag, >remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on >cell phone you will call them back and hang up.6. Attempt to insert card >into machine.7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its >excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card.9. Re-insert card the right >way.10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the >inside back page.11. Enter PIN.12. Press cancel and re-enter correct >PIN.13. Enter amount of cash required.14. Check makeup in rear view >mirror.15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate >wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and >place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup.19. Drive forward 2 >feet.20. Reverse back to cash machine.21. Retrieve card.22. Re-empty hand >bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give >dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.24. Restart stalled >engine and pull off.25. Redial person on cell phone 26. Drive for 2 to 3 >miles.27. Release Parking Brake. SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND >TO THE LADIES YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!